a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Guess what? SHADAP

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Winking at old people

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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