What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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What did the English teacher write on a sheet of assignment criteria? The assignment criteria. Plus, she spelled "millennium" wrong.

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youre gay

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

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Obama

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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