If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Popsicles

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why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Penis.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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How do you get Jack to fall of his bike? Push him off

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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The AIDS patient was gay

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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