- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

bronson watt walks into a bar.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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