- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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