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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why did the duck cross the road? Hurricane Katrina

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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