What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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im gay

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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