Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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No!

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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How old are you? 7

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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