There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Soccer...

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

This is an anti-joke.

One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

Jayden Eccles

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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