- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead. Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the first one. Q: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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