what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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