- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

a person who will soon die of beeties

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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