A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer..... I'm going to rip the scalp off of your son and where it on my face to a Cherokee Sacrificial Ceremony The other lawyer was actually a lightbulb

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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