- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

womens rights

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

everybody loves raymond

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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