So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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