What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

The Holocaust

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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