What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Wanker

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

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A Pakistani news reader.

whats white and sticky glue

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

I woke up today

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

The government

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Justin Bieber's mother.

Nice belt.

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