Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Chuck Norris is so tough, he trained diligently for many years and is now a widely respected martial artist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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