- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

The Game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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