- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock ...

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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