- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Muslim athletes.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

My dad

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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