Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

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Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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Top Gear USA

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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