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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

What does Snoop Dogg eat when he's sick? Chicken Noodle Snoop.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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