What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

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Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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Poop swing

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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