whats worse than a kane nothing

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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That's what SHE said!

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Nickelback.

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Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

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A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

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What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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