What do you call a Jew and a black mans offspring? A human

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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Black people

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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How would you rule?

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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