What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

kcuf read it backwards

The bears will win the Super Bowl

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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