how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

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Where's my tractor?

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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what is the difference between the dead baby and the sandwich? i don't put my penis into the sandwich before i eat it.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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