So, this joke isn't funny.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

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fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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