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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

What is green and has wheels A blue bucket, I lied about the green and the wheels

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

My parents have an open marriage.

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