- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Adele walks into the stables

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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