Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

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