- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

Justin's humor

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

kieran scott has a huge back

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

womens rights

Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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