- Anti Joke

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

A man walked into a bar owch

Waseem is a hard worker.