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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q. Why didn't the Atheist enter the church? A. Because Atheists do not go to church so he had no reason to enter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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