Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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say cheese

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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good one jess !!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A child walks into a classroom.

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

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