- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

I love pissing people off :P

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

Wait what? I did not type that!

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

What was the last thing going through the man's mind who cleans the 90th floor windows on the World Trade Center on 9/11? The 91st floor.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

u suck

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

long in the tooth!

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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