what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

hey, my names mark.

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

THE END.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

what is the color of a burp burple

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

men

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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