one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Guess what? Bananas

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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