- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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