- Anti Joke

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

What is a chair?

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Tough crowd tonight...