- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

roses are red, violets are violet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Why didn't the parakeet eat my diarrhea? I already ate it.

How many light bulbs? 1

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and only one eye? Dave.