- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

whats the difference between a mexican and a fish? one is a human being while the other is a fish, what did you expect?

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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