- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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