9/11.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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