What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

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A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Daym im romantic

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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mark lawson likes boys

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How do you address a gay, jewish, african male? You can't, as addressing a person would imply mailing them. And that would violate their human rights. As well, the cost of shipping a package of that size would be rather prohibitive

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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Girl: Want to stay over at mine tonight? Guy: Yeah I'd love to! Girl: Tough, you can't

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Justin

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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