- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

At least I dont have AIDS.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What happen when a penguin walks into a bar? That is an almost impossible occasion. Penguins first of all waddle not walk and they only live in Antarctica and zoos, therefor they will not be able to enter one unless Antarctica becomes populated.

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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