what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

the WNBA

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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