What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Women Sports.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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