Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender was just about to leave, so he takes the dog home with him. He makes found dog signs and posts them around the neighborhood. The owner sees one of the signs and retrieves his pet from the bartender, thanking him for finding his dog.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Im Black And I Will Beat You Children At Checkers,They Can Be Red

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a man said hi.

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How much is a pet whale? $1350.99

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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I'd like to make a withdraw

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