- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Misner is a twat.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Three Jews get on a train to Stockholm. How many get off at Stockholm. None. The train went straight to Auschwitz.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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