- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

A black man walks Into a bar.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

12 in general

How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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