- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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