- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

A fat guy eats a twinkie.

Evolution is real. Why? Pikachu evolves.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have AIDS we're dying together

What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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