Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

this joke is funny so dont read the rest even though there is no rest

How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

What do squirrels and Justin bieber have in common? Everything.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

Q. Why did the fat boy cross the road? A. To go on a diet

How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

guess what chicken butt

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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