Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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