- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Cacti are green Clouds are white Spoons are silver Corn is yellow Carrots are orange Asphalt is black Grapes are purple Cinnamon is brown Lets's have sex

What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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